Well, this makes a change from the more usual “Three of your friends have a crush on you!” adverts:

This would be more convincing if I actually knew anyone from Hull. Okay, not much more convincing, but still.
Presumably these people hate me because they envy the fact I don’t live in Hull.
“Presumably these people hate me because they envy the fact I don’t live in Hull.”
I dunno, they *do* have one of the great universities there. Maybe you’re just saying bad things about Hull because you live near a complete dump like Oxford.
Or maybe they hate you because you got your Epic army done before Forgeworld yanked stuff?
Granted they would have to be time-travellers to know, but this is the Intarwebs – anything’s possible!
Hmm. You may be on to something.